16 Celebrity Coffee Quotes

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Celebrity Coffee Quotes

We love coffee and we love celebrities, so it’s no surprise that celebrities talking coffee makes us happy. There might be more celebrities talking about how much they love coffee if they all had BeanGenius subscriptions, but we digress. Here are a selection of our favorite celebrity quotes about coffee:

“I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can’t go back. You cannot go back.” – Hugh Laurie

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“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black

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“Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan Coffee

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher

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“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman


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“I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.” – Jonathan Ames

“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

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“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

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“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T. S. Eliot

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“Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Heiber

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“My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack somewhere so I can wake up, have coffee, look at dolphins, be quiet and breathe the air.” – Christina Applegate

“I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, ‘Bring on the day!’ I have to have about 7 pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake.” – Stacy London

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“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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“Like most of the world’s population I’m into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.” – Jimmy Carr

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“Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” – Captain Janeway

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Do you have a favorite coffee quote? Feel free to share it in the comments!



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